Begorrah. Ballyjamesduff

I don't know that I have the strength to relay what led to what, but trust me that there's been talk this morning of greased pigs on the block, and also of the vice presidential debate, and B has tried to get me to believe in a Miss America pageant once broken up by a tiarra wearing pig.  Well, along the line of fact checking (and I do not yet have verification of this event, and if you do, PLEASE SHARE IT), I've come across this wiki page on Ballyjamesduff, the first paragraph of which must once have been published as a surrealist novel.