Lock me, Dr. Memory

Hal critiques your lock-up.
In a nice piece of theater, we saw Hal steal David Byrne's bike, last year? Year before? While David Byrne watched.

Me, these days, I use an OK Kryptonite U lock for the back wheel and frame, and I have anti-theft spindles and bolts on the front wheel and seat post. I used to carry a cable, too, for the front wheel. Maybe I'll start again - doesn't add much weight. And lock down my Brookes saddle. Sigh. When I ride itty ikey I wear a motorcycle style cable lock and thread it through all the nooks and crannies.