Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Dante Oblimov responds to Andy Borowitz's "Hillary: Votes of imaginary friends must be counted"

Just a quick note from Dante to Andy Borowitz:
Andy, just read your Hillary: votes of imaginary friends must be counted.  While it is, I know, well meant, it's very hurtful to we imaginary people.  Let me tell you, as one who really knows: Hillary is only imagining she has imaginary friends.  I know the imaginary people, and I can tell you, they are firmly behind Bam Bam.  They hate Slash.  She scares us.  (Most real people with messianic delusions scare us.)  Not even the Mermaid Slaves, who had at first great hopes that Hillary might help free them, want anything to do with her any more.  In fact, the Mermaid Slaves have quietly started a new campaign in which they hope to interest many of the imaginary people of New York in:  I Heart Dump Hillary.  They intend to put these little stickers on as many of the NYTimes copies sold in NYC Starbucks as possible.  
Mit Milch, Dante.
Stickers here.

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