Britney Spears spam

You all been getting variations on these? Last night I got two:

• Britney Spear's New Hair Extensions are Lindsay Lohan's Pubes
• Britney Spear Ditches Music Career, Enters Car Racing

I assume they're both true.
I haven't seen any official denials, though there was this at brittneyspears.org:

Britney Not Doing Stripper Movie

August 7th, 2008 •

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Britney Spears has refuted reports she has accepted a role in Quentin Tarantino’s next project as a “murderous lesbian stripper”.

British newspaper the Daily Mirror claims Spears was set to play exotic dancer Varla in a remake of the 1965 movie Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

But a spokesman for Spears denies she is working with Tarantino.

The representative says, “Though she definitely intends to explore acting roles down the road, right now she’s concentrating on recording her next album.”